My Mother is a Murderer

I know this may shock many readers. Please do not let young children read this post. This is some R rated stuff.


Have the children left yet?


Okay.

I found out today that my mother is a murderer. I am just as shocked as you are! I had no idea! We were driving down the highway (we headed to the city for a doctors appointment) when out of nowhere the poor helpless little creature decides to dash across a four lane highway. With no regard to the young creatures life my mother crushes it under the tire. She murdered it! I do not believe she felt any sense of remorse either! That poor, innocent, soda can will never see its mother again.
The Thriving Cowgirl