Zed: On Questions and the zombie apocalypse

So! I will start this post by answering some very intriguing questions asked by my loyal readers.

The first question was, "What is your favorite holiday?"

Well, let me remind you, I am Canadian. Many Canadians would say Canada day. But really, very unoriginal. Many in my field of profession (maple syrup harvesting) would say National Maple Syrup Day. (It's a real thing. December 17th.) But personally, mine has to do a lot with my heritage. 

My favorite holiday is Boxing Day.

You see, all Canadian fish are known for being extremely helpful. So many of my ancestors worked as servants. Generations of Canadian fish have done so. (I was a bit of a wild child and let that for my love of maple syrup) Boxing day is a holiday for people to give gifts to their servants. It showed the care and appreciation they had for the helpfulness they displayed all year long. It really was something special. Ah! The memories of childhood Boxing Days!

My next question was, "Since fish is obviously not an appropriate food choice (forgive me for mentioning this atrocity once more), what is your favorite meal?"

First I want to thank this reader for their understanding about the fact that I am quite sensitive to the whole sushi situation. It means a lot to me.

My favorite meal. Is McDonalds french fries. Thankfully my human also has a love for them and about once a week or so she will go through the McDonalds drive through on the way to class and split a large fries with me. We bond through our greasy potato eating. It has greatly strengthened our friendship.

And the last question of the day! "How does it feel to be a 'fish out of water'?"

Well, it is actually quite freeing! I can feel the breeze between my fins and eat french fries! :) Once I tried eating french fries once underwater. I wouldn't recommend it. And I get to travel! How do you think I got to America? I didn't swim here! It is great!

But it is very difficult to do a lot of things. I have little tiny fins. And it takes me forever to type these posts! I mean look at that! The size of this keyboard and the size of my little tiny fins! It it just crazy!

So there you have it! Feel free to comment with your questions for me! :)

And here is a question from me to you! What is your ultimate zombie apocalypse plan?

Thanks guys!

Zed