Zed: On Sushi

What is this sick and twisted thing? What is wrong with you people?

Really!? I had no understanding that you humans ate fish. And you don't even have enough care to cook it! Have you no respect for us fish? Do you not care about our dignity? And to eat fish! That was the worst! My own human ate this stuff! She just ate it! (Yes, Canadian fish are very much like cats. We pick our humans. She is mine.) Hang on! I need a moment. :'(

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Okay, I think I can continue. I just don't understand this horrific thing you do! You take a fish that has passed. God rest his soul. and then slice him up. And to make matters worse! Once you dismember the body you roll it in rice and seaweed? I tried to and wanted to take this to the police! My human would not allow this. But she did allow me to have photographic evidence to document this crime. (see above photo) Although I believe she did this simply to humor me. She ate the sushi. The raw fish that could have been a relative of mine! I just couldn't take this! I hid in her purse for the rest of the meal. My human did not take this cause seriously. I hope this message falls on more caring people and fish through this blog.

I am sharing all of this in hopes that you will join my cause.

Fight For the Fishes! Or FFF. Please! If you a fish out there reading this post, please act and help stop this cruelty!

We fish need to unite!

Thank you all for reading this post. Together, we can make a difference!

~Zed

P.S. I will now be answering your questions on this blog. If you comment here with your question I will do my best to give you an answer. All answers will come from a very fishy perspective. But you may have questions that only a fish could answer!