Thursday, June 9, 2011

Mad Chicken

Okay. I think I mentioned that I live in the country. If not, well, I live in the country. We have chickens. They are fairly nice. I don't do much with them but collect eggs. And that is not really a hard task the way the coop is set up you open the latch behind the nest, reach in, and grab the egg. Sometimes there is a chicken or 2 that does not want to get off her egg. And you just nudge her a little and she will leave. No problem!
Today we had a stubborn chicken. 
And not just stubborn but MAD! And not mad as in angry but as in crazy.
Although she may have been a little angry at us too.
I should have asked her before I started blogging about her and all.
Oh well. Chickens don't have internet so she will never know.
Getting on with the story.
My friend and I went to go get eggs taking my youngest baby brother with us.
I opened the back and this chicken started to scream!
I have never heard a chicken scream until today!
It was a screaming chicken!
I wish you were here to hear my attempt and recreating her sound.
Anyway, so I closed the door thinking that would make her happy.
Nope. So I decided she would not be happy whatever we did.
So I used a bucket to push her out of the way and grabbed the eggs.
I assumed she would get over it.
We heard her screaming as we walked all the way back to the house.
Our chickens have issues. 
Serious mental issues.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm telling the chicken you blogged about her

Counter Cultural Teen said...

hahaha! I have enough trouble as it is with that chicken! You really want to make it worse! :) ahahah! Thanks for commenting Scotty B!